Most of the Sections in the United States are Being
Kept a Secret
Jake
O’Connell
About
Me: I am a religion scholar in Massachusetts. I am the author of the book Jesus’ Resurrection and Apparitions: A
Bayesian Analysis (Eugene, OR: Resource Publications, 2016). I am also the
author of a number of articles in scholarly journals, such as Heythrop Journal, Philosophy and Theology, and Tyndale
Bulletin.
If you
take my work seriously, please take the following extremely seriously.
I
believe that most of the sections in the United States are being kept a secret
and that the population is actually a lot bigger than the census bureau thinks
it is. (In addition to the fact that this is going on in the United States, it
may very well be going on in various other countries as well.)
If this
is actually going on, it is a big deal. If the people who run the country don’t
know where most of the sections are, then those sections aren’t run properly.
If the people who run the country think that most of the population is living
in our sections, then they put most of their focus on running our sections.
That is not a good model if most of the population is actually living in
different types of sections. (By a “section,” I simply mean an area where
people live. And by “our sections,” I simply mean the group of sections which
appears to us, to those who are living in the same sections as me (which you
probably are, if you are reading this), to constitute the whole country—that
is, what you see when you look at a typical map of the United States.)
You
will, of course, ask me what evidence I can produce for this claim. The answer
is: None, at the moment. But, if we can find the people who deal with this
thing, they will immediately produce the following evidence:
Maps which contradict the types of
maps which you usually see.
Satellite images of the earth which
contradict the types of satellite images which you usually see.
The database of medical records.
(Pretty much everybody in the country goes to the doctor’s, so pretty much everybody
has a medical record. This database is therefore essentially a list of everyone
who lives in the country. This database indicates that most people are living
in other sections.)
The database which the private
detectives use. (A private detective is an expert for finding people. Hence,
the private detectives have a database of everyone who lives in the country.
This database is essentially a list of everyone who lives in the country. This
database also indicates that most people in the country are living in other
sections.)
(It is, however, not possible to find these pieces of evidence without
finding the overall thing which I am going to describe. This is because there
are different versions of these pieces of evidence. The people in our sections
are going to have the maps which we usually use, the satellite images which we
usually see, a version of the database of medical records which contains only a
list of everyone living in our sections, and a version of the database the
private detectives use which contains only a list of everyone living in our
sections. In short, to find these pieces of evidence, we need to find the
overall thing.)
Now, I
will try to explain where this is coming from. Most of my information about
this emanates from a certain place where people go shopping. Except I’m not
sure if people really went shopping there, or if the claim that they went
shopping there was just a front. But, people were supposed to say that they
went shopping there, so I’ll call it “the place to shop.” This place to shop
was something which people would call up. They would call it up using a certain
type of a phone, and the place to shop had stuff in the air through the phone
so that people’s brains would be in an abnormal state when people would call
up. Because people’s brains were in an abnormal state, they would usually
forget the phone conversations not very long after talking on the phone.
I ran
into this place to shop, for the most part, when I was in high school, from
2001-2005. However, the memories of this thing did not return to me until 2015.
I say that the memories returned to me, and you may wonder: Do I have a
psychological problem. The answer is yes: I have run in to being wicked shy. It
is something that has to do with the thing (see the list of stuff that has to
do with the thing, below). But, since I have decided to make this as brief as I
can, I will not give an extended explanation about the shy part of it. I
started trying to find the place to shop in 2017, but, all of a sudden, it is
harder to find. None of the people who I know and who used to know where to
find it know where to find it anymore. Moreover, because of the fact that their
brains were in an abnormal state when they would call up the place to shop,
they do not even remember that there was any such place to shop. After failing
to find the place to shop, I have attempted to bring this matter to a number of
people or entities who I hoped would try to find this, specially two different
psychiatrists, and two different government entities expected to deal with
problems which have to do with the census bureau. However, they have not been able
to find the thing. As for why, the general impression I got from them is that
they cannot find it unless I bring them more obvious evidence. So, having
exhausted all other alternatives, this is a public appeal.
How
could a thing like this be going on? How could the people who run the country
not know where most of the country is? From what I recall of what the place to
shop said, it is going on because of “stuff about how people think.” By “stuff
about how people think,” they meant something like bad psychological principles
about how humans think and behave. This is the type of stuff they have in mind:
Milgram Experiments: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milgram_experiment
Herd Behavior: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_behavior
Group Think: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupthink
You
might ask: If the place to shop has obvious evidence that most of the sections
are being kept a secret, why have they not already brought this evidence to the
people who run the country? Why does this have to come from me? The place to
shop must consist of people who preferred to remain in a state of neutrality
about the issue or who preferred to work for or against it in limited ways. The
place to shop probably does not consist of people who are trying pretty hard to
bring this matter to the attention of the people who run the country. The fact
that the place to shop would present the information to people only if their
brains were in an abnormal state was probably done so that it would be difficult
for anybody to understand these things with their brain in a normal state. However,
from what I can deduce from what the place to shop said, if someone could
figure out how to present this information with their brain in a normal state,
the place to shop will present the evidence which it has.
So, here
is a list of stuff that has to do with the thing. When people would call up the
place to shop to discuss the thing, this is what type of stuff they would talk
about. If anyone out there knows how to find this thing pretty easy, find it.
If not, try to spread the word about it.
I
recognize that this whole thing probably does not make complete sense to you. I
am not completely sure that I am correct that most of the sections are being
kept a secret. But, I am 90% sure that there is some type of thing like the
thing I am trying to describe. That is, I am 90% sure that these claims were
made through this place to shop. People who deal with the thing monitor the
internet. If this receives sufficient attention, word will get around to the
people who deal with the thing.
Larger sections and smaller
sections. In
this context, “larger sections” simply means the large majority of what we see
on a map when we look at a map of the US. “Smaller sections” refers to certain sections
which are not very much (or possibly, not any) of what is displayed on our map,
because the census bureau says that not very many people are living in them.
Different types of people living
in different types of sections.
The sections are divided up according to the types of people. Some types of
people are living in some sections, other types of people are living in other
sections.
Sections for people who are not
goofballs. A
goofball means someone who goofs around. Goofing around means being immature.
Immature means stuff like swearing, sexual jokes, and stuff that seems like
most of the stuff on TV.
Typical section for the masses. The masses means most of who
lives in the country. The term “typical section for the masses” is a somewhat
disparaging term for the type of section which most people live in.
The top part of the middle upper
class and the upper upper class.
The top part of the middle upper class and upper upper class are most of who
runs the country. The terms “top part of the middle upper class” and “upper
upper class” refer primarily to what types of people they seem like, not to how
much money they have. The top part of the middle upper class and upper upper class
do not hold office. The people who hold office deal with less fundamental
things about how the country is run, and the top part of the middle upper class
and upper upper class deal with more fundamental things about how the country
is run, especially fundamental things that have to do with business.
A place where people go shopping. As I said, the place to shop
was the main source of information about this.
Stuff about how people think. As I said, stuff about how
people think is supposed to be most of what is holding this up. Stuff about how
people think means something like bad psychological principles about how humans
think and behave.
The database of medical records
and the database that the private detectives use. These are mentioned as key
pieces of evidence that the population is bigger than the census bureau thinks
it is.
Cases of people who are wicked
shy. The place
to shop predicted that this thing would end by someone who ran into being
wicked shy.
Evil people. They say that evil people are
responsible for keeping most of the sections a secret.
People who deal with technical
stuff. They say
that people who deal with technical stuff have a lot to do with this. In this
context, technical stuff might mean technical stuff in a broad sense (e.g.
stuff like math and science), or it might means technical stuff about how the
brain works.
Note to the people who deal with the place to shop: If, by
the time this gets around to you, I am for some reason unable to answer my
email, try to find me. I live in Hampden County, in Massachusetts. If you email
me, please give me 24 hours to respond.
